Because I finally have a cell phone camera, I snapped up this piece of Irony, part deux, on my drive home from work:


You may not be able to fully read the bumper stick on the right.  It says “JESUS never fails”.  The one on the right (and, actually, also right beneath the Jesus sticker) is the iconic AAA rectangle.  Because you may trust in Jesus never to fail, but Jesus didn’t build your Lexus, and he sure doesn’t drive a tow truck or carry jumper cables and a spare gallon of gas.  That, my friends would be a useful Jesus.